Just one of the wonderful perks of being married. I do NOT like door to door sales. I guess it used to work back when people didn't use the internet, or grocery stores, but I will not buy anything door to door. (unless it's girl scout cookies-they are THE BEST). I will not buy your magazine subscriptions to help you go to college, I will not buy your cable packages so you can get commission, and I will not buy any meat that you have in the back of your truck. I don't trust random people trying to sell me meat out of their truck. I don't think it's sanitary, and I don't know the last time you washed your hands. SORRY.
This afternoon I went outside to get the mail, and some guy ran up beside me and asked if I have ever heard of Ponderosa. I said yes - (there was a restaurant back home called Ponderosa SteakHouse), but I didn't realize it would lead into a discussion of him trying to sell me meat. He handed me a brochure and asked what types of meat my family typically eats. I should have said waterfowl and nothing else so that he would leave. Of course I am dumb and too nice, so I told him we typically eat chicken. He then ran to his truck and brought out a huge box of chicken. Inside were individual boxes of chicken (frozen) marinated in different sauces. He told me that I would get 72 pieces of chicken for $350, but since we're friends (um, NO we aren't), he would give it to me for $150. So then I asked him how much that costs per pound, and he just avoided it. Of course I am scrambling trying to think of anything to get him to leave me alone, so I simply said "Well, I am supposed to talk to my husband about big purchases like this one, so I will have to talk to him about it and I will give you a call if we decide to do it". Thanks to Jake for marrying me. I use this excuse ANYTIME someone comes to my door. Of course, I have to try to think of something else when it is a small purchase ( like dumb magazine subscriptions), and I usually say I don't read magazines (i know i am totally lying), and no one I know wants a magazine subscription. Last time I used that one I got the worst dirty look ever. I don't even remember what excuse I used to use. I am grateful I'll be able to use this one from now on :)